Crater Park II: There is a hole in your mind

Don't waste it! Lick that ice cream up!
Yeshua...
...just went off on handed the vendor the equivalent of $10,000 as a tip... rich people

Yeshua waltzed on back and clearly herd the comment about wealth.
Show off? I'm rich, this currency is as available as water.
Yeshua paused and... he had another dairy product in his hands, this time a triple-scoop Neapolitan waffle cone.
Plus, this stuff is amazing.

Yeshua began to explain
I really like ice cream what can I sa-FOOOOOOCK
Beautiful censorship, beautiful.
On a completely unrelated note, Mr. Psyloc entered the scene... he had ice cream in his hand
My lord, I finally found psomething worthwhile in Hastur City. The pshoreline was pso lacking in everything you'd pswear this place was run by lessers. Oh who am I kidding? Everything is run by lessers here. I pseriously wonder why they moved my pstudys here. This is no place for psomeone of my pstature.
Oh my god, shut up Mr. Psyloc, shut up.

Yeshua became awfully quiet.
That seadweller over there is a Douche of Dick. He bothers me in so many ways.
Mr. Psyloc, the aforementioned seadweller, looked around the area
Ugh, pso many lessers here. Oh look another pseadweller, maybe this place isn't full of ungrateful wrigglers. Huh? is he with a blueblood? What a disgrace.
Mr. Psyloc was still not done lamenting

((omg, I have a friend who seriously ships anything she sees that's feasible))
I, uh-
Mr. Psyloc was suddenly there.
Hello Yeshua, I didn't expect to psee you here
Before Yeshua could tell Mr. Psyloc to piss off, Mr. Psyloc shifted his attention to Chever.
Hello there psir, it is pso rare to psee psomeone of your pstature. I psee you take interest or atleast practice psome psort of electronics with your antennae there. It's very nice to psee psomeone with psome education and position in psociety in psuch a deadbeat city.

((I mentioned Lord English and The Doctor, I imagine you can fill in the hole's to that))
Oh? What might this big project be?
Mr. Psyloc looked at the ice cream on Chever's pants and muttered to himself
Disgraceful.

Yeshua stepped over to the side with a cell phone while Mr. Psyloc continued questioning Chever.
A psuper computer? Interesting, are you developing new technology of any psort for this project? Will this project lead to the betterment of trollkind?
Like humankind but troll... *sigh* I definitely need help on this comedy thing
Mr. Psyloc snapped his fingers to get the attention of a random oliveblood and handed him $300 to go buy ice cream... rich people. The oliveblood had quite the distasteful look but went anyways to go buy ice cream for the Seadweller and himself... what? he needed to spend all of it somehow.

Truly expsyting! That really could further our development as a planet in the medical fields and robotic drones. I imagine a development as such would truly bring us to a whole new level!
Mr. Psyloc was truly fascinated by the idea.
It is truly a fantastic thing to meet you... I don't know your name.
Congratz Chever, you've gained the friendship of the character who was kinda meant to hate everyone.

My name's Sechic Psyloc, although I prefer to be referred to as "Mr. Psyloc"
Mr. Psyloc actually gave his first name, that's two records.
How would you like me to psend a small team your way and give you an obscene amount of money to really put your project in motion?
...3 records, he's giving other people resources that aren't for furthering his purposes.

I would never have amateurs like those at Troll Electronic Arts work on psuch an important and grand cause! No lessers will work on this assignment!
Dang, Mr. Psyloc is pumped.

If your project pshows psome real progress in the next month we can pstart talking regular funding and a team of 100 men who know their alcohol.
The Oliveblood came back with Ice Cream for Chever, Mr. Psyloc, himself, Yeshua, a bunch of other people in the park... like a disease, it spreads.

With our access to wealth they really are.
Yeshua had completely forgotten about the seadwellers and hugged the oliveblood quite vigorously thaning him for the ice cream.