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Post by captainlhurgoyf on Jul 6, 2013 22:28:20 GMT -5
Ah, overly descriptive troll movie titles. We all love 'em. And in particular, we love to think about what our movies might be called if they followed similar naming conventions. So let's make a game out of it!
It's simple - we take turns coming up with a troll version of an Earth movie title and posting it here. The other players then have to guess what movie it's describing. In typical forum game style, whoever guesses the movie correctly gets to post the next title, and so on.
I'll start us off with a (fairly) easy one.
A Largely Unscripted Comedy Detailing the Experiences of a Pair of Ignorant and Excessively Hirsute Trolls from a Remote Underdeveloped Region of Central Alternasia as they Explore the More Civilised Areas of the Planet and Attempt to Comprehend the Niceties of their Culture; Humour Results from the Inevitable Clash of Beliefs and the Comedically Exaggerated Prejudice Displayed by the Protagonist (Ironically Himself Portrayed by a Noted Jewgish Comedian); Featuring a Lengthy and Important Subplot in which the Protagonist Seeks an Encounter With Troll Pamela Anderson Following the Unexpected Death of his Matesprit, Numerous Failed Attempts to Understand the Nature of Sarcasm, and Several Assorted Scenes of Gratuitous and Very Likely Undesired Nudity.
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Post by Rexonexex on Jun 1, 2015 8:55:52 GMT -5
Borat?
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Post by captainlhurgoyf on Jun 1, 2015 11:35:41 GMT -5
That's correct! You're up now.
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Post by Rexonexex on Jun 2, 2015 20:47:20 GMT -5
This Is A Super Easy One:
A Greatly Fictitious Film In Which A High-blooded Entrepreneur Dressed In White Asks A Specialist In Ancient Lusii, A Specialist In Ancient Flora, And Troll Jeff Goldblum. He Takes Them To A Secluded Island Where These Ancient Lusii Roam In Captivity. Some Pupa Of A Similar Caste Join Their Elder In The White Suit After They Too Arrive On The Island. These Lusii Escape Captivity And Attack The Trolls Relentlessly. Another Troll We Find Out Had Planned To Sell Off The Lusii DNA To A Jealous High-Blood, He Failed Miserably To Say The Least, Him Being The One Who Released The Lusii. Many Of The Trolls Die, The Pupa Have A Scene In A Kitchen. Eventually They Evade The Lusii And Escape On Spiral-Flyer Back To Society.
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Post by Tekkenfreak4 on Jun 9, 2015 23:21:03 GMT -5
Jurrasic Park.
A Science Fiction Parody Film About A Scruffy-looking Space Goer And His Loyal Troll/barkbeast Hybrid Companion As They Save A Princess From The Evil Clutches Of The Villains Who Rule A Planet Of White Balls The Princess Escapes Her Arranged Wedding To Parts Unknown But Is Captured By The Large Spaceship Of The Villains Her Father The King Of Her Planet Contacts The Scruffy Space Goer And Asks Him To Save Her From The Villains He Agrees To Do So For A Large Sum Of Money And Goes Off To Find And Save Her Along The Way Both The Villains And The Protagonists Run Into Their Fair Share Of Crazy Shenanigans The Villains Plan To Use The Princess As Random In Exchange For A Combination To Her Planets Air Shield Because The Villains Planet Is Running Out Of Air They Plan To Suck Out Her Planets Air And Give It To Theirs The Space Goer Along With His Companion The Princess And Her Robot Companion Thwart The Villains Evil Plot And Save The Planet Also The Space Goer Turns Out To Be A Prince And Marries The Princess.
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Post by Jaye on Jul 5, 2015 3:00:14 GMT -5
Is... woah is that Jupiter Ascending?
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Post by Tekkenfreak4 on Jul 5, 2015 11:01:42 GMT -5
Spaceballs.
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