SBURB session

:3 We're still waiting for one more

Jojo Coffee: Name- Jojo Sykin
Age- 14
Appearance- (picture or description) Small in stature and build. tiny facial features . Unbrushed black hair that's pretty messy. Wears jeans and usually some old plain tea shirt
Fetch modus- Pill modus
Guardian- Robo-Dad
Strife Specibus- Shovelkind
Derse/Prospit- Prospit
God Tier-Seer of hope
Consorts-Mantis Shrimp
Chumhandle-aquarialGenesis
typing colour-Light blue
personality-Slightly careless but quite happy and content. Usually In a world of his own a bit. He also has some pretty bad allergies and is a proud owner of a fish tank.
bio- (optional)
Sorry the app is a bit sloppy. Made it in a rush.

A young man stands in his room. It just happens that today is NOT his birthday, and he would call you a fucking moron for marking today of all days on your calendar to celebrate his birthday because it happened just a few months ago. But, he's not gonna hold it against you. He's just gonna go about his day and happily fidget around his room doing absolutely nothing like always.

>Enter name.

SARCASTIC SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKGJKJFGJDFGDNGJDNG

It looks like this young man has hacked the system! He's going to type his own name, using his super tight hax.

>Try again.

MIKE ADDISON

That's more like it. Your name is Mike Addison. You're a pro at programming computers and playing video games. You are into everything that has to do with technology and anime. You love anime to near death. You also love to read, write, draw, and make a huge mess of any place you decide to make your home. That happens to be your room, which you've grown complacent enough to leave shit all over the floor and do not a goddamn thing about because nobody's going to yell at you for it. You also have an interest in very old things, such as ancient artifacts, historical figures, wars, and pirates. God do you love pirates. You also love horror! You love monsters, aliens, and Lovecraftian abominations. You love blood and gore, mysteries, and puzzles. You love a little bit of just about everything! Except for Country music. God do you hate Country music. But you do like heavy metal, rock and roll, and Japanese pop, as well as any type of video game soundtrack. What will you do?

>Mike: Examine Hatsune Miku poster.

Ahh, yes. Miku-chan, your darling waifu. You gaza in appreciation at her skimpy figure, give her thigh a little rub, and kiss her gently. God do you love Miku-chan.

>Examine something else before things get too hot.

You turn away slowly, blushing. You'll save the sloppy makeouts for later. Instead, you go check out your GENONY RIM poster. You made it yourself, and you're quite proud.



>Be someone else.

> Be the Rich Asshole

Woah! All of these shift in characters are making you sick to your stomach, not as much as this guy though.

> Enter name
>SMALL GAY

Wrong! Even though it is somewhat correct, that is not your name, rather a mean and vicious nickname.

>Enter Real Name

Your name is Luka Foresin and you are currently bathing in one dollar bills. Okay that was a complete lie, but you would rather do that, then do whatever you are doing currently. Anyways off the topic. You really are rich though, that bathing in one dollar bills and washing it out afterwards is becoming a hobby, from 4-6pm sharp everyday you go nude and bathe in one dollar bills. All of this bill talk is making you green with envy . Your hobbies include bragging about how rich you are, making fun of people who aren't rich, being rich, and reading.

> Be the 3rd person in a row to admire a poster.

Fuck all of these weeaboo shit, you have a poster of something cool. Like Adam Sandler! It's not even a poster for his movies, it's just a huge print out of his beautiful face.

>Make out with him.

You promptly give him a kiss on the lips and one on the forehead for good measure, holy shit this is creepy, let's just fucking do something else before things get intense.

>KNOCK KNOCK.

Oh shit, its your Uncle, time to get out your wads of money and get ready to strife with him.

>Open the door to allow your foe in.

You open the door and began hitting him with the wads of cash, about 100 $1 dollar bills. It has no effect, of fucking course. You sigh in defeat as he pats you on the head and gives you nachos in sympathy. His nachos are great and you accept the offer. He leaves afterwards, taking a glance at the Adam Sandler poster being wet and sticky. He takes another look back at you and wink. 

>Flip him off.

You successfully flip him off as he chuckles and leaves. 

> Get on your computer and pester a friend

You would, but there are currently no friends online! Looks like you're going to have to wait this shit out.

>This is boring change to another person quickly.

>Be the scary poor boy
You are now the boy who scares the sh*t out of people and has no money. But then again did any one really ever have money, isn't most everything people own in the end the banks? And they are paying the bank back for allowing them to have it?
Unfortunately you don't even have that much of an illusion of money.

Anyways, we should probably get off the philosophical stuff and enter your name
>enter name
Dirtpoor Phantom

Thanks for rubbing it in, but he will get you back

>try again
Celven mathius

Yep that's right,you are celven mathius and your mane interest is yourself. Despite living on the streets your whole life, you ate still alive, and have never lived in a cardboard box like it's the cleché instead, when it rains you just break into people's houses and use what is rightfully the banks for shelter. In fact that is where you currently are. The owner of this house is of on a business trip. And you will be out once this nasty storm dies out. In the meantime what will you do?
>Examine house
It is a pretty nice house, for only one person to live in, but who are you to judge? It is a single story with a bedroom a bathroom a kitchen stocked full of food, a bathroom,a computer room and a weight room,and no security system.

>examine kitchen

The kitchen is stocked full of food from grapes, to protein bars, too some microwave meals. It has a stobe/oven, a toaster,and a microwave

>eat something the owner wont miss.

You nab one of the hundreds of microwave meals, and eat it, you are filled.

>go play on the computer to waste out the storm

You get on the computer to see if you can do anything, and amazingly he not only left his computer on, but a few programs are still on, mainly pesterchum, minecraft, and some text document you dont recognize labeled HelloWorldItem.json you exit out of the text document,and decide not to be mean this time and save it. Imediately minecraft reboots,and then pops up with an error message saying "could not compile HelloWorldItem, line6,expected rotation line 7....."
>Fix minecraft.
You would but you aren't a programmer
>Look at pesterchum
You look at pesterchum and he is logged in as CompPrgmr you look through his chats to see if they can tell you how to fix it
As you do it you let someone else have some screen time and decide to be someone else
>be someone else

>Be Jinn.

You are suddenly JINN again however you have no idea how you managed to accomplish that.

>Examine Laptop.

You see a few of your friends online. You might as well socialize for the time being.

>Pester someone.
(Anybody who wants to be pestered at the moment)

It would be hard to do real-time chat because we're all on at different times, so I guess the next best thing is to PM conversations if that would be better