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Post by ING on Aug 8, 2012 17:39:51 GMT -5
Papaya blinks at the strange troll, the seadweller having aparently left some time ago.
he110. w001d y00 11ke s0meth1ng?
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Post by captainlhurgoyf on Aug 8, 2012 18:26:46 GMT -5
 " I would like to see the end of this Evil Word Society - trolls are educated stupid by half-pan fool officials, outlawing True Cubic Thought. But it seems that you have no power for this, and thus Alternia will continue to become a stupid and evil counterfeit Word world[/b]. So I will just have a salad." Wow, Geyene. Can't you do one simple task without going into a deranged rant? |
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Post by ING on Aug 9, 2012 0:08:17 GMT -5
 Papaya paused for a minute or two as she attempted to comprehend that message, rearranging each word in thousands of different variations in a desperate attempt to form a coherent sentence out of them. Failing that, she merely blinks twice and focuses her gaze on Geyene. w001d y00 11ke cr0t0ns 0r n0? and what k1nd 0f dress1ng? |
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Post by captainlhurgoyf on Aug 9, 2012 8:40:52 GMT -5
Geyene pauses for a moment, letting the realisation that nothing he just said made any sense come over him. ... I will have the vinaigrette. And yes, croutons please. |
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Post by ING on Aug 9, 2012 16:56:00 GMT -5
Papaya nods and steps around the corner leading to the kitchen for a moment, returning a short time later after a few sounds of mixing with a small bowl of salad.
1 h0pe th1s 1s 0kay.
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Post by captainlhurgoyf on Aug 9, 2012 19:55:21 GMT -5
Geyene has some salad. Hmm. Not bad. |
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Post by ING on Aug 9, 2012 20:09:48 GMT -5
 thank y00. |
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Post by captainlhurgoyf on Aug 9, 2012 20:35:53 GMT -5
You are welcome. But I must question the nature of this place. Appears to be outside of regular 4-day rotation cycle - but this would be impossible, wouldn't it?
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Post by ING on Aug 9, 2012 23:49:02 GMT -5
what d00 y00 mean?
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Post by captainlhurgoyf on Aug 10, 2012 9:03:48 GMT -5
All creation is composed of opposites, rotating around each other. Rotation of Alternia cannot occur without each hemisphere existing within opposite rotations. Four days within each 24-hour rotation occur. This place does not seem to be within Alternia's time-space continuum - it should be impossible.[/color]
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Post by ING on Aug 10, 2012 16:40:07 GMT -5
1 be1e1ve th1s 1s n0t a1tern1a. y00 may have g0tten 10st and stepped 1nt0 a r1ft t0 ann0ther w0r1d.
1t m0st1y eks1sts t0 serve as a way f0r n0n tr011s t0 ta1k t0 tr011s.
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Post by captainlhurgoyf on Aug 10, 2012 17:36:57 GMT -5
But I do not see how such a rift could exist. It defies the course of Perfect Cubic Logic. |
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Post by ING on Aug 10, 2012 23:52:29 GMT -5
1t def1es a11 10g1c. as a mach1ne 1 d0 n0t th1nk ab00t 1t.
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Post by captainlhurgoyf on Aug 11, 2012 11:46:18 GMT -5
I do. I am a Cubic Phenomenologist who studies how this logic works - but not one of the Evil Educators who refuse to accept my perfect theory because they must oppress the people. My logic explains all. Ten thousand caegars to whoever proves otherwise.
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Post by ING on Aug 12, 2012 10:24:06 GMT -5
1 ap010g1ze. 1 am 0ns0re as t0 what y00 j0st sa1d.
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Post by captainlhurgoyf on Aug 12, 2012 11:13:10 GMT -5
My logic of Cubic Time is flawless. Sadly, it is the stupid and evil imperial officials who control this Word Empire who refuse to let the truth be heard.
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Post by ING on Aug 13, 2012 7:31:07 GMT -5
that 1s a shame. may 1 ask 1f y00 are ab1e t0 pay f0r that sa1ad?
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Post by captainlhurgoyf on Aug 13, 2012 10:53:55 GMT -5
Oh. Here is the money. Will it do? Geyene produces some cash.
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Post by ING on Aug 14, 2012 2:25:10 GMT -5
yes. thank y00.Papaya takes the money and adds it to the register. Totally not having asked for it because she thought he was insane and thus poor.
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Post by captainlhurgoyf on Aug 14, 2012 8:37:58 GMT -5
So I suppose that I must ask you. Are you a True Believer in Cubic Thought?
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Post by ING on Aug 14, 2012 23:54:34 GMT -5
Papaya roboblinks at the troll.
1 am a r0b0t. 1 d0 n0t have any f0rm 0f be1e1f 0r fa1th.
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Post by captainlhurgoyf on Aug 15, 2012 13:56:18 GMT -5
Perhaps this is good. Word God is a counterfeit concept, designed by evil officials to hide the Four-Day Truth from innocent trolls. Religion is a lie, and its believers are fools. But Cubic Thought is not a religion. It is the Absolute Verifiable Truth that there are four days within a single Alternian rotation. Anyone who does not believe this is stupid and evil. |
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Post by ING on Aug 15, 2012 14:50:33 GMT -5
eksc0se me f0r ask1ng. b0t 1s the deff0n1t10n 0f a day n0t 0ne r1se and set 0f the s0n? 1s th1s n0t ca0sed by altern1a r0tat1ng 0nce?
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Post by captainlhurgoyf on Aug 15, 2012 15:15:59 GMT -5
Within a single 24-hour rotation of Alternia, there are four days. At any given time, the sun is risen over one part of the planet and not on another. As each corner of Alternia rotates to the sun, the light falls on different corners and creates four simultaneous 24-hour days within a single 24-hour rotation. I am the Wisest Troll for this discovery, and I am wiser than any damn fool emperor who has ever ruled this planet. You have not learned such Cubic Truth because they do not want you to hear it. You are Educated Stupid - a half-panned Thoughtbeast reduced to a basic lusus brain state, incapable of questioning the Word Empire. Their lies are engineered to keep you from realising the truth.
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Post by ING on Aug 15, 2012 18:35:49 GMT -5
Papaya just stands there confused, robolinking occaisionally.
1f there are twenty f00r h00rs 1n 0ne r0ta1t10n.
and 0ne day 1asts twenty f00r h00rs.
and there are f00r days each 11ast1ng twenty f00r h00rs per twenty f00r h00r r0ta1t0n.
then y00 are s0meh0w ekspect1ng n1nedy s1x h00rs t0 pass w1th1n the span 0f twenty f00r h00rs.
mathmat1ca11y that 1s n0t 0n1y 1mp0ss1b1e b0t s111y.
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