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Post by ZeronFX on Oct 31, 2012 21:17:08 GMT -5
> MSPFA Mirror: Be existent.
Cruxnauts
This young troll stands in his respiteblock. It just so happens that this day holds little biological significance to you or him. It has been a fair bit more than 7 sweeps since he was given life, and as such he is long overdue for a name!
This guy has a lot of troll pals and their fan-adventures are going to be quite extensive and convoluted, to an even greater degree than one perhaps may be accustomed. He thinks that if you think that we have time to drag out every little gag and expected pattern along the way, you are absolutely correct.
So, without much further ado, what will this troll's name be?
> Enter name.
Oh, ha ha. We can do without this particular gag for once.
> Try again.
There, that's better.
> Examine room.
Your name is XENDER CORVEX, and you are a huge BIOELECTRONICS NERD.
God DAMN do you love BIOELECTRONICS.
You have spent the majority of your life engineering various forms of the things, from computers to displays to watches. You have won several ALTERNIAN BIOENGINEERING CONTESTS, surpassing even the wealthiest of trolls far higher than you on the Hemospectrum.
No one can beat you at TECHNOLOGY. You are simply the best there is.
Aside from this, you have a relatively small number of interests as displayed by the relatively clean state of your RESPITEBLOCK, primarily including VIDEO GAMES. Some of your favorite titles include TRALO, TROLL FORTRESS 2, TROLL MASS EFFECT, and that general trend. You also enjoy communicating with your friends via TROLLIAN.
You, as a lowblood, which means you have certain MUTATIONS. For one, you are gifted with VISION THREEFOLD. You also have the power of ELECTRICITY. This power is limited by the fact that it drains your VIM in order to use it. As such, you can only use it in short bursts. You could never summon up any LETHAL amounts at one time.
Your trollTag is nexusThreefold and you ||| sp3ak in a corr3ct and casual ton3. |||
What will you do?
> Xender: Quickly retrieve arms from refrigerator.
Why would your ARMS be in your ICE CUBICLE? The very notion is ridiculous. Honestly.
Good thing you already have ARMS anyway.
> Xender: Examine things littering floor.
These are just some of the materials you use in your BIOENGINEERING endeavors. It's probably not best to go into detail about how you use them, as such information would likely make a HUMAN MIND explode.
Alright, not really, but it would be hella boring.
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Post by captainlhurgoyf on Oct 31, 2012 21:48:45 GMT -5
Xender: Check on any current projects.
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ZeronFX
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Post by ZeronFX on Oct 31, 2012 22:58:03 GMT -5
> Xender: Check on any current projects.
Your only current project, if you can even call it that, is an addition to your COMPUTER. Simply put, it is a TEMPORAL READER. When it is completed, your TROLLIAN client will be able to scale and view your pals' TIMELINES. For some reason, your COMPUTER did not come with one, and now that you're finally finished with your EYEPIECE, you figured you might as well get it out of the way.
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Post by The True Exdeath on Nov 1, 2012 7:58:09 GMT -5
>Hey, a message. Answer whoever is trying to contact you!
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Post by captainlhurgoyf on Nov 1, 2012 7:59:37 GMT -5
> Xender: Elabourate on what your eyepiece does.
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ZeronFX
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Post by ZeronFX on Nov 4, 2012 0:08:56 GMT -5
> Xender: Answer Troll.
> Xender: Elaborate on what your eyepiece does.
You think you have a way that will satisfy both commands.
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[/img] It seems your friend has been a bit impatient with your delay in response. No surprises there.[/center] Pesterlog
quirkyPyromancer [QP] began trolling nexusThreefold [NT]
QP: brooo
QP: we need
QP: to do
QP: something
QP: helloooo?
NT: ||| Hold your hoofb3asts. I was busy for a mom3nt th3r3. |||
QP: i cΔn Δssure you my hoofbeΔsts Δre Δs chill Δs possible
NT: ||| Fals3. |||
NT: ||| Your hoofb3asts ar3 n3v3r chill. |||
NT: ||| Th3y ar3 always stamping around, doing things. |||
NT: ||| This is to say that you'r3 n3v3r, 3v3r calm. |||
QP: yeΔh thΔnks i got thΔt
QP: Δs opposed to mr. mellow yellow over here
QP: like
QP: the chillest person ever
QP: which is to sΔy
QP: you're never even upset ever
QP: it's Δ little creepy sometimes tbh
NT: ||| I am und3r th3 impr3ssion 3v3ryon3 3xc3pt m3 n33ds to calm down at all tim3s. |||
QP: more like you need to feel more emotion bro
NT: ||| What3v3r. |||
NT: ||| What w3r3 you saying b3for3 w3 got into this? |||
QP: oh yeΔh
QP: i'm reΔlly reΔlly bored
QP: Δnd i just got off work so
QP: hΔve Δnything we cΔn do?
NT: ||| W3ll s33ing as w3 liv3 way too far away from 3ach oth3r, that rul3s out r3al lif3 stuff. |||
QP: nΔw
QP: its cool i'll just
QP: buy Δn ΔviΔtor mΔchine with my vΔst rustblood weΔlth Δnd fly over to your mountΔin rΔnge
QP: Δnd hike up in -10 degree weΔther to your hive
QP: for the sole purpose of meeting you
QP: sound cool?
NT: ||| Ha ha ha. |||
NT: ||| W3ll, what do you suggest we do? |||
QP: i dunno
QP: mΔybe you could teΔch me to plΔy some vidya?
QP: or whΔtever it is you cΔll it
NT: ||| No, you got it. |||
NT: ||| But that would m3an you having purchas3d th3 sam3 grubs, som3thing that I don't think is going to happ3n. |||
QP: spot on
QP: Δce legislΔturΔtor corvex solves his toughest mystery
QP: meaΔning you'll hΔve to be Δ good friend Δnd *loΔn* me Δ copy of some
NT: ||| I don't know. |||
NT: ||| I'm not into pirating. |||
QP: oh my god you're such Δ squΔre
QP: its ΔdorΔble <3
NT: ||| 3www. </3 |||
NT: ||| ...S3riously, you n33d to b3 mor3 car3ful with doing that. Som3on3 might tak3 you s3riously. |||
QP: eh
QP: i'll set em strΔight if it ever hΔppens
QP: which will be never so
NT: ||| Alright, what3v3r. |||
QP: so you don't hΔve Δnything for us to do?
NT: ||| Afraid not, 3xc3pt talk. |||
QP: so lΔme.
QP: mΔybe i'll just tΔlk to UC
NT: ||| Ugh, b3 my gu3st. |||
NT: ||| H3's b33n 3xc3ptionally moody and douch3baggy as of lat3. |||
QP: gottΔ do those moments too bro
QP: if i wΔnnΔ mΔke Δ good moirΔil for him sometime
NT: ||| You and your w3ird crush3s. |||
NT: ||| Sur3, fin3. Talk to UC. I don't hav3 anything for us to do. |||
QP: no see you do
QP: you just don't wΔnt to give me it is Δll
QP: i see how this is goin down
QP: you're Δll up conspirin ΔgΔinst me
QP: first the grubs then my job
QP: soon enough you won't even give me the time of night
NT: ||| Y3ah, that's d3finit3ly what's happ3ning. You ar3 300% corr3ct. |||
QP: knew it
QP: ΔnywΔys lΔter
NT: ||| S33 ya. |||
quirkyPyromancer [QP] ceased trolling nexusThreefold [NT]
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Post by The True Exdeath on Nov 4, 2012 17:18:04 GMT -5
>You got yourself added to your Chumproll? Anyway, what's UC's deal?
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ZeronFX
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Post by ZeronFX on Nov 5, 2012 21:00:37 GMT -5
> Xender: Explain why you have yourself on your Chumproll. What a silly thing to explain. If you ever needed to message yourself in the past or future, you could with TROLLIAN'S TIMELINE feature! ...Or at least, you could if your computer was equipped with a TEMPORAL READER. You honestly wonder why you still use this prehistoric reptilian creature of a computer sometimes. It was your first ever, the very thing that got you into BIOTECHNOLOGY. Upgrading it is becoming quite the hassle nowadays, however. > Xender: What's UC's deal, anyways? That's a really good question. You two used to be great friends, him teaching you about the wonders of PROGRAMMING and ICE SMITHING, and you teaching him the wonders of BIOTECHNOLOGY and VIDEO GAMES. They were wonderful times. Then one second summer, everything changed. He started spending a lot of time looking up at the sky and the stars, and did not want to be bothered. He started to become reclusive and paranoid, shunning his greatest friends, and whenever he was contacted he would always be very aggressive. Now, he doesn't respond to anyone that contacts him first, save for QP. When he does contact you, it's usually to harass you in some manner about some bullshit that doesn't even make sense. For all you care, he can just not talk to anyone. Especially you. What a douchebag. > _ [/b][/center] |
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Post by The True Exdeath on Nov 6, 2012 2:22:31 GMT -5
>Nevermind that douchebag. Get working on that timeline system, then!
>While Xender is working on that, let's be QP.
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Post by ZeronFX on Nov 6, 2012 22:06:00 GMT -5
> Xender: Continue work on timeline system. Okay, you JUST SAID it was a TEMPORAL READER, but nevertheless you get on that. > Be QP. You are now quirkyPyromancer, or... hang on, what's wrong with the viewports? Oh drat, looks like the darn things are malfunctioning again. ====> You can't say you're surprised. When you came into this thing, all the lights were off. It's like this place ran outta POWER or something. Whoever you are. Only thing to do now is wait for something to fix it. > [M] Something: Fix it. Look, pal, I'm not just some "thing". I'm very, very important here. Without me, the whole sequence of events about to unfold will not take place. Without my doings, we would just be sitting here watching some Troll lives go by. Nothing significant about them. Hell, most of them would probably get culled.
Then again, that is not to say my existence is the sole factor of these events. Rather, it is a combined effort by everyone involved. Only by the efforts of many can true Consumption take place.
Nevertheless, I will comply with your command, for many reasons, the principle being that it is long overdue. Perhaps now we will finally make some headway in this session.
However, I did have to change a few things around. The players did make some errors in judgement along the way that would have quite literally cost them the game.
It's all in the name of the greater good, the common goal, the big idea, however.
There we go, all better. For now, anyways. Now, what was it that you wanted to do, again?
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Post by The True Exdeath on Nov 10, 2012 9:12:22 GMT -5
>Be QP
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Post by ZeronFX on Nov 11, 2012 13:04:22 GMT -5
> Be QP. Your name is ALINNE PYRALA, As was previously mentioned, you are without any EXCITING THINGS to do. You have a VARIETY of INTERESTS. You like LITERATURE and READING in general. The escapes to worlds much more exciting than this one are quite nice. You also enjoy GLASSWORK, which is aided by your POWER. Occasionally, you take part in the activity known to many as SHIPPING. Speaking of your POWER, it is a unique one. You are able to pull HEAT from sources and transfer it to different areas. You are also able to survive levels of HEAT that other trolls would perish quickly in. While this sounds like an amazing power, you must constantly be in a state of WARMTH, as you are very susceptible to COLD TEMPERATURES. You are considered an eccentric, energetic troll by your friends, and are trusted by them, most of the time. You have the tendency to make some errors in judgement. Your trollTag is quirkyPyromancer and you express your thoughts in Δ plΔyful yet ΔrticulΔte mΔnner.What will you do? > _ [/font][/center] |
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Post by The True Exdeath on Nov 11, 2012 18:36:43 GMT -5
>Examine crossed over shipping wall
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Post by ZeronFX on Nov 11, 2012 21:13:18 GMT -5
> Alinne: Examine crossed-out shipping wall. This is your OLD SHIPPING CHART, as denoted by the large wording at the bottom. You started this when you were just a few sweeps old, using it to keep track of the relationships of your friends as they happened. Two things stopped this from being used. One, you met more friends than currently represented on the wall. Two, you quickly found out that the marker was permanent, and you could not reuse squares. Now it just stays on the wall as a constant reminder of what used to be. You do your SHIPPING WORK on your HUSKTOP now. [/font][/center] |
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Post by captainlhurgoyf on Nov 16, 2012 21:25:07 GMT -5
> Alinne: Open shipping chart on husktop.
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Post by ZeronFX on Nov 17, 2012 18:38:38 GMT -5
> Alinne: Open shipping chart on husktop. You decide to check out your SHIPPING GRID on your HUSKTOP. You keep this up to date with a TROLLIAN APP called PAIRS. It is dedicated to the concept of drawing an arrangement of squares or otherwise interlocking polygons for the express purpose of pairing people together in relationships as you see fit. The whole thing seems a bit silly to you, as you can just draw one yourself, but why let something go to waste? This first page contains PAIRINGS that are actually happening right now. Kind of boring! ====> THIS is your grid in which your actual SHIP PAIRINGS fit. For the most part, the PAIRINGS are logical, but sometimes you can't help but put some for no other reason then because... well, because YOU SHIP IT. > _ [/center] |
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Post by The True Exdeath on Nov 22, 2012 16:05:24 GMT -5
>So out of your group of eight, the only quadrants filled are pale and ashen ones? Kinda sad, isn't it?
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Post by ZeronFX on Nov 25, 2012 13:45:26 GMT -5
> So out of your group of eight, the only quadrants filled are pale and ashen ones? Kinda sad, isn't it?
-iou 1 image-
Yeah, your sentiments exactly. But hey, then again, it's not exactly healthy to have the passionate quadrants strictly over internet connection.
Some of your group has already found that out the hard way.
> _ Authorlog Sorry about the wait and lack of image. The wait was because I was making a flash animation for a different adventure, and the lack of image is because I tried to draw it a billion times and finally gave up and decided to wait on my tablet. |
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Post by captainlhurgoyf on Jan 23, 2013 20:16:47 GMT -5
> Exposit on exactly how your group has already found that out the hard way.
((Sorry for the delay, I was going to post this earlier but then I forgot about this thread for a while.))
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