Post by ING on Jul 25, 2012 1:46:22 GMT -5
Papaya's is a newly opened restaurant residing in Limbo city, owned and named after it's robotic chef Papaya Rocket. The building looks old and rustic, several broken planks and cobwebs visible in clear sight. In the very back of the restaurant sits the bar, behind which is the kitchen, were the store’s somewhat limited menu is prepared.
A rough map of how it looks currently.
Rules:
Like all restaurants however, Papaya's has rules one must abide by with they wish for service or to avoid being kicked out. The rules are as follows:
1. No smoking indoors. Unless you are a being partially or wholey made out of fire. In which case it is advised that you do not eat in or near the restaurant, as it is rather flammable. Robots or cyborgs possessing damaged pieces or armour that are producing smoke may wish to seek mechanical aid before dining.
2. No killing. Unless the target is a member of one or more harmful pests such as insects, rodents, or parasites, in witch case please do so, as their presence is against standard health code. Intelligent members of this description may be exempt from this please-kill rule provided they do not harm or infect anyone or anything within the building, and purchase at least one food or drink. Sharing this with non-insectoid, paricitoid, or rodentoid patrons is however discorded. No offence.
3. No annoying the psychotic three-eyed succubitch. This is more for your own safety then anything else.
4. Fighting will be tolerated so long as it does not disturb the other customers, be warned however that the chef has a large supply of built-in weaponry and will not hesitate to use them should things get out of hand.
5. A minimum of a shirt and pants are required for service. This includes members of species whose culture does not require clothing. If you are an organic, it is required that your reproductive organs be covered at all times, if they are not located in a place that can be covered by a shirt and pants, then it is requested that you find an article of clothing that can comfortably cover them. Robots that are not anatomically correct are exempt from this rule. Unless they posses a flesh-like coating to make them appear organic.
6. Failure to submit payment for goods within three hours of consumption will require a minimum of five hours service to Papaya's restaurant. payment from an outside consumer is acceptable.
7. Disabling, shutting off, or otherwise putting the Chef/owner out of commission will be punishable by catapult. No exceptions.
8. Theft, robbery, or any similar offence will not be tolerated and is punishable by spiky boot and/or missile barrage. Also no exceptions.
More rules may be added in the future. However an announcement will be made should the restaurant have any posts in it at the time. If there is something you are unsure of, be free to ask the robot behind the bar. She is not known to judge.
Menu:
Understandably, as the store is new and rather poor, the menu is not very impressive. however Papaya still manages to squeeze out a fair size of possible meals. The list only promises to grow as business picks up.
At current, the Menu consists of the following:
Sandwich: Customer’s choice of baloney, salmon, tuna, peanut butter, jelly, cheese (grilled or otherwise), bacon, lettuce, and/or tomato placed between two pieces of white or brown bread. $4. (Or for a dollar more, a hamburger patty cooked to the customers satisfaction.)
Extras:
Condiments: Mayonnaise, Mustard, Ketchup, and/or Chocolate sauce. Free of charge with purchase.
Add-ons: Pickle slices, chopped onion, Olive, bacon bits, and/or carrot shavings. Fifty cents per order.
Salad: Cesar, Bacon, Chicken (For additional $2), and/or Fruit. $4
Extras: Croutons. 50 cents per purchase.
Bread: Bread-sticks, buns, or slices, comes with melted cheese for an extra fifty cents.
Mac&Cheese: Simple and sweet, comes with an optional side of ketchup with purchase. $5.
French fries: Salted or unsalted, optional side of ketchup. $3.
Hotdog: Optional side of ketchup or mustard. $3.
Pasta: Egg noodles with tomato paste. $8
Eggs: Come in fried, scrambled, sunny side, over easy, or any other variation. $3 per egg.
Drinks:
Water: Free, but purity not guaranteed.
Fruit juice: Cranberry, orange, apple, or mango. $2.
Coffee: $5. $6 with milk and sugar.
Milk: plain or chocolate. $5.
Low-quality alcohol available for $7 per glass, or 12 per bottle.
Special Events:
The Restaurant is too poor to host any special events at this time.
About the Owner:
Papaya Rocket is an uncomissioned combat droid built by the electronically gifted PsychoticEngineer from the remains of an old husk she found out in the middle of the desert. While built for combat, Papaya Rocket has spent most of her existence cooking and cleaning for her creator, who is all but incapable of doing it herself, having somehow survived at least six sweeps on instant noodles and crackers and the like. Papaya has downloaded over one thousand different cookbooks gradually after her creation, and now houses the information needed to create a wide variety of different foods. Cooking for one troll and cleaning one hive over and over however eventually became routine enough for her to finish cleaning the entire hive in less then an hour, and her creator's habit of leaving home for extended periods of time left her time cooking short, as she was unable to eat anything herself and unwilling to cook something just to throw it out later. And while she would occasionally sneak out during the day to steal food from farms and grocery stores (leaving behind enough money to pay for it every time) she was otherwise rarely, if ever allowed to leave the hive, her talent for cooking ignored.
After inexplicably arriving in Limbo city however, Papaya ventured outside much more often as she was no longer on Alternia. She frequented a coffee shop known as Fresh Fragrance within the city and often times attempted to apply for a job there, being rejected every time. After the coffee shop closed down however, Papaya had lost her only recreational hangout, and was unsure what to do with herself now. Seeking a new place to meet people proved fruitless, so she attempted to make her own. Hence, Papaya's, funded by her creator's personal savings (without said creator's knowledge at first) Papaya was able to buy a small run-down building and the necessary equipment to start a restaurant. While Papaya is the sole employee and the building still looks like something out of a horror movie, her cooking is very good due to her programming, and the restaurant’s 23-hour schedule (she takes an hour off each day to recharge), all but guarantee things can only improve with time and sales.
With that, this restaurant is now open for business.
A rough map of how it looks currently.
Rules:
Like all restaurants however, Papaya's has rules one must abide by with they wish for service or to avoid being kicked out. The rules are as follows:
1. No smoking indoors. Unless you are a being partially or wholey made out of fire. In which case it is advised that you do not eat in or near the restaurant, as it is rather flammable. Robots or cyborgs possessing damaged pieces or armour that are producing smoke may wish to seek mechanical aid before dining.
2. No killing. Unless the target is a member of one or more harmful pests such as insects, rodents, or parasites, in witch case please do so, as their presence is against standard health code. Intelligent members of this description may be exempt from this please-kill rule provided they do not harm or infect anyone or anything within the building, and purchase at least one food or drink. Sharing this with non-insectoid, paricitoid, or rodentoid patrons is however discorded. No offence.
3. No annoying the psychotic three-eyed succubitch. This is more for your own safety then anything else.
4. Fighting will be tolerated so long as it does not disturb the other customers, be warned however that the chef has a large supply of built-in weaponry and will not hesitate to use them should things get out of hand.
5. A minimum of a shirt and pants are required for service. This includes members of species whose culture does not require clothing. If you are an organic, it is required that your reproductive organs be covered at all times, if they are not located in a place that can be covered by a shirt and pants, then it is requested that you find an article of clothing that can comfortably cover them. Robots that are not anatomically correct are exempt from this rule. Unless they posses a flesh-like coating to make them appear organic.
6. Failure to submit payment for goods within three hours of consumption will require a minimum of five hours service to Papaya's restaurant. payment from an outside consumer is acceptable.
7. Disabling, shutting off, or otherwise putting the Chef/owner out of commission will be punishable by catapult. No exceptions.
8. Theft, robbery, or any similar offence will not be tolerated and is punishable by spiky boot and/or missile barrage. Also no exceptions.
More rules may be added in the future. However an announcement will be made should the restaurant have any posts in it at the time. If there is something you are unsure of, be free to ask the robot behind the bar. She is not known to judge.
Menu:
Understandably, as the store is new and rather poor, the menu is not very impressive. however Papaya still manages to squeeze out a fair size of possible meals. The list only promises to grow as business picks up.
At current, the Menu consists of the following:
Sandwich: Customer’s choice of baloney, salmon, tuna, peanut butter, jelly, cheese (grilled or otherwise), bacon, lettuce, and/or tomato placed between two pieces of white or brown bread. $4. (Or for a dollar more, a hamburger patty cooked to the customers satisfaction.)
Extras:
Condiments: Mayonnaise, Mustard, Ketchup, and/or Chocolate sauce. Free of charge with purchase.
Add-ons: Pickle slices, chopped onion, Olive, bacon bits, and/or carrot shavings. Fifty cents per order.
Salad: Cesar, Bacon, Chicken (For additional $2), and/or Fruit. $4
Extras: Croutons. 50 cents per purchase.
Bread: Bread-sticks, buns, or slices, comes with melted cheese for an extra fifty cents.
Mac&Cheese: Simple and sweet, comes with an optional side of ketchup with purchase. $5.
French fries: Salted or unsalted, optional side of ketchup. $3.
Hotdog: Optional side of ketchup or mustard. $3.
Pasta: Egg noodles with tomato paste. $8
Eggs: Come in fried, scrambled, sunny side, over easy, or any other variation. $3 per egg.
Drinks:
Water: Free, but purity not guaranteed.
Fruit juice: Cranberry, orange, apple, or mango. $2.
Coffee: $5. $6 with milk and sugar.
Milk: plain or chocolate. $5.
Low-quality alcohol available for $7 per glass, or 12 per bottle.
Special Events:
The Restaurant is too poor to host any special events at this time.
About the Owner:
Papaya Rocket is an uncomissioned combat droid built by the electronically gifted PsychoticEngineer from the remains of an old husk she found out in the middle of the desert. While built for combat, Papaya Rocket has spent most of her existence cooking and cleaning for her creator, who is all but incapable of doing it herself, having somehow survived at least six sweeps on instant noodles and crackers and the like. Papaya has downloaded over one thousand different cookbooks gradually after her creation, and now houses the information needed to create a wide variety of different foods. Cooking for one troll and cleaning one hive over and over however eventually became routine enough for her to finish cleaning the entire hive in less then an hour, and her creator's habit of leaving home for extended periods of time left her time cooking short, as she was unable to eat anything herself and unwilling to cook something just to throw it out later. And while she would occasionally sneak out during the day to steal food from farms and grocery stores (leaving behind enough money to pay for it every time) she was otherwise rarely, if ever allowed to leave the hive, her talent for cooking ignored.
After inexplicably arriving in Limbo city however, Papaya ventured outside much more often as she was no longer on Alternia. She frequented a coffee shop known as Fresh Fragrance within the city and often times attempted to apply for a job there, being rejected every time. After the coffee shop closed down however, Papaya had lost her only recreational hangout, and was unsure what to do with herself now. Seeking a new place to meet people proved fruitless, so she attempted to make her own. Hence, Papaya's, funded by her creator's personal savings (without said creator's knowledge at first) Papaya was able to buy a small run-down building and the necessary equipment to start a restaurant. While Papaya is the sole employee and the building still looks like something out of a horror movie, her cooking is very good due to her programming, and the restaurant’s 23-hour schedule (she takes an hour off each day to recharge), all but guarantee things can only improve with time and sales.
With that, this restaurant is now open for business.
