The Kid
Rustblood
A Namekian Troll? Dafuq?
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Post by The Kid on Apr 6, 2013 12:45:01 GMT -5
 Dendae awkwardly sat there watching the new troll shout at Papaya. Ummm Papaya!!!She said hoping to get her attention. |
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Moike
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Post by Moike on Apr 6, 2013 13:03:13 GMT -5
 JUST. GET. ME. MY. FOOD. I. WILL. PAY. LATER |
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Post by ING on Apr 9, 2013 10:32:12 GMT -5
 1 am s0rry s1r. b0t 1 am affra1d 1 cann0t accept y00r 0rder 0nt11 1 am s0re y00 can present payment. p1ease ekscuse me f0r a m0ment.Almost rudely, Papaya turned on her heel and approached Dendae before adressing her. 1s there s0meth1ng 1 can ass1st y00 w1th? |
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Oxxihu
Mustardblood
Anone, motto ippai matte choudai KARINKA? MARINKA?
Posts: 179
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Post by Oxxihu on Apr 10, 2013 7:29:53 GMT -5
A wild female troll approaches the door. She hesitantly stares at the door. While other patrons push her aside, she relentlessly keeps her eyes on this entrance. Then she cautiously turned her head, until she was facing right. She smiled because as she was sure her massive horns had cleared the door, but instead, they were caught between the doorframes.
dang it! i thOught i was sure-fire in!
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Oxxihu
Mustardblood
Anone, motto ippai matte choudai KARINKA? MARINKA?
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Post by Oxxihu on Apr 11, 2013 14:17:40 GMT -5
She pulled herself out of the door and into the seat, flicking the chunks of the doorframe of of her horns. After that was over she waited patiently for a waitress.
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The Kid
Rustblood
A Namekian Troll? Dafuq?
Posts: 15
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Post by The Kid on Apr 22, 2013 7:10:12 GMT -5
Here is the money for my food and that trolls food too!She said sliding back into the bench board.
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Post by ING on Apr 23, 2013 4:45:02 GMT -5
 Papaya blinks once more as she sorts through Dendae's money to come to the proper total for the food she had ordered, pocketing it as she held the exess in her hand as she spoke. t0 w1ch tr011 are y00 reffer1ng? |
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Gorsgan
Tealblood
Deadly Finger Pistols, 'nuff said
Posts: 670
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Post by Gorsgan on Dec 7, 2013 21:24:55 GMT -5
An odd alien stands in front of the door reading the rules.
It's ok to kill bugs? racist
He was a tall... thing, easily 9 feet tall.
oh great, I need clothes, because I'm organic. And what are these "reproductive organs" everyone talks of?
He beats the ever living crap out of a random alien and takes his clothes. As he was beating the alien up he made clicking, hissing, and other weird noises.
good, everything seems to be in order now.
The odd alien walk's into the restaurant.
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Post by ING on Dec 9, 2013 18:24:23 GMT -5
 and papaya is still in there, it seems this plce hasn't had a lot of activity as of late. she quickly notices the insectoid creature as he steps in. he110. h0w may 1 he1p y00? |
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Gorsgan
Tealblood
Deadly Finger Pistols, 'nuff said
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Post by Gorsgan on Dec 9, 2013 22:14:53 GMT -5
The insectoid creature pulled a small circular device out from underneath his coat. It was a little under twice the size of an average person's hand. Although, it fit perfectly in the alien's hand. It was small and circular with 2 blue buttons, both of which had odd symbols underneath. He holds down the button on the left and holds the device to his mouth. Again, clicking and hissing spew from the giant's mouth. He holds up the device next to Papaya's ear and he clicks the button on the right. The troll language comes out clear as though the device had been born to speak it,
do you except Yiggxxorak money?
He motions towards the left-side button.
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Post by ING on Dec 11, 2013 23:17:57 GMT -5
Papaya roboblinked a few times before finally peicing everything together, pressing the left button and speaking into the machine the insectoid was holding.
1 d0 n0t see why 1 w001d n0t. m0st c00renc1es 1ntr0d0ced t0 11mb0 are a0t0mat1ca11y accepted. what w001d y00 11ke?
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Gorsgan
Tealblood
Deadly Finger Pistols, 'nuff said
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Post by Gorsgan on Dec 12, 2013 16:52:31 GMT -5
Instead of using the device he simply points to the items he wants on the menu. He orders a BLT and some plain Coffee.
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Post by ING on Dec 13, 2013 16:55:23 GMT -5
Papaya nodded as she registered the order, starting up the coffee as she made the sandwich on the counter infront of her. have y00 been here 10ng? |
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Gorsgan
Tealblood
Deadly Finger Pistols, 'nuff said
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Post by Gorsgan on Dec 13, 2013 17:26:38 GMT -5
Just arrived.
The Yiggxxorak looked around for a seat he could sit in with ease.
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Post by ING on Dec 19, 2013 15:26:50 GMT -5
papaya nodded slowly. then 1 w1sh y00 10ck 1n addapt1ng t0 the c1ty. 1t can be q01te d1ff1c01t at t1mes. |
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Gorsgan
Tealblood
Deadly Finger Pistols, 'nuff said
Posts: 670
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Post by Gorsgan on Dec 19, 2013 22:17:20 GMT -5
I'm sure I'll be fine.
The insectoid's eyes kept glancing around the room focusing on nothing in particular.
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Post by ING on Dec 21, 2013 21:56:32 GMT -5
Papaya nodded again, not having much else to say on the matter. |
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Gorsgan
Tealblood
Deadly Finger Pistols, 'nuff said
Posts: 670
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Post by Gorsgan on Dec 22, 2013 23:29:34 GMT -5
where are all the costumers?
His eyes kept darting about
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Post by ING on Dec 23, 2013 1:49:53 GMT -5
1t appears the appea1 0f the rest0ra0nt has d1ed d0wn s1gn1f1cant1y 0nce m0re. 1t was rare t0 get m0re then 0ne c0st0mer at a t1me t0 beg1n w1th. as s0ch 1 was 0s0a11y the 0n1y 0ne w1th w1ch t0 speak t00. w1ch 1 s0spect may have c0ntr1b0ted t0 the pr0b1em.
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Post by captainlhurgoyf on Dec 24, 2013 14:17:31 GMT -5
 Another patron walks into the restaurant and...oh great, it's this fucker again. Alvari did openeth the door, and thus beheld that He was in an alien land. Alvari 6:1.
And Alvari spake the word: "What." Alvari 6:2. |
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Gorsgan
Tealblood
Deadly Finger Pistols, 'nuff said
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Post by Gorsgan on Dec 25, 2013 10:33:53 GMT -5
The large insectoid ignored Papaya's comment about her failing business because that is just silly small talk. When he heard the third-person speaking he also spoke the word
What...
Of course it just sounded like random jargon to the trolls.
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Post by captainlhurgoyf on Dec 26, 2013 12:06:13 GMT -5
And as Alvari ventured upon this alien land He beheld a strange beast, and Alvari did speak to implore of its origin. Alvari 6:3.
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Gorsgan
Tealblood
Deadly Finger Pistols, 'nuff said
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Post by Gorsgan on Dec 26, 2013 16:19:52 GMT -5
The alien spoke into his translator and then tossed it to Alvari.
the alien looked upon the troll and implored why the hell it was his business. Fuck You 1:1
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Post by captainlhurgoyf on Dec 26, 2013 16:47:34 GMT -5
Alvari jumps back, holding out his walking stick. But lo, Alvari beheld that the strange beast was a blasphemer, and asserted it had penned its own holy texts. And Alvari spake: "Begone, O demon, for thou art only a pretender unto the eyes of the Lord." Alvari 6:4. |
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Post by ING on Dec 27, 2013 4:21:34 GMT -5
Papaya merely blinks as she observes the two converse. 1 w111 never 0nderstand re11g10n. |
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