Gorsgan
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Post by Gorsgan on Dec 27, 2013 21:05:29 GMT -5
the Yiggxxorack have no interest in religion. If a god shows his face we will acknowledge his existence and move on as though nothing happened. You are no messiah amongst me or my hivemind. I understand your species oddly follows the representations of the Monary ((OOC TIME! Monary are the race of humans that the Yiggxxorack are in constant conflict with. The Yiggxxorack ignorantly call all humans Monary)) symbols to an unbelievable degree so you talk in odd ways. But, I'd like it is if you, Alvari, would please talk as normally as possible.
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Post by captainlhurgoyf on Dec 27, 2013 21:34:41 GMT -5
 And the strange beast cast doubts upon Alvari and implored that He deny His status as God's voice. Alvari 6:5.
And Alvari did sayeth thus: "Behold, for a god hath shown Himself through Me. For I am His voice and His tongue among trolls." Alvari 6:6.
And Alvari did thus also speak: "And lo, I shalt not speaketh in the tones of lower trolls, for as I am in God's voice I am above all. And as I do speaketh God's words, I must do so so that they might be recorded, lo, for mine is a new revelation upon trollkind that all shall behold." Alvari 6:7. |
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Post by ING on Dec 28, 2013 1:18:02 GMT -5
 Papaya blinked again and lightly tapped the insectoid on the shoulder, pointing to it's translator device before speaking into it. 01100011 00110001 01100101 01100001 01110010 00110001 01111001 00100000 01110100 01101000 00110001 01110011 00100000 00110001 01110011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 00110001 01101110 01100100 00110001 01100011 01100001 01110100 00110000 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01110111 01100101 00100000 01110011 01101000 00110000 00110000 00110001 01100100 00100000 01100001 00110001 00110001 00100000 01110011 01110000 01100101 01100001 01101011 00100000 00110001 01101110 00100000 00110000 00110000 01110010 00100000 01101110 01100001 01110100 00110001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01110100 00110000 00110000 01101110 01100111 01100101 01110011 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01101110 00110000 01110100 01101000 00110001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01101101 00110000 01110010 01100101 00101110 |
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Gorsgan
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Post by Gorsgan on Dec 31, 2013 19:59:26 GMT -5
The Yiggxxorack took a moment before realizing what the robot was saying. He seemed to understand binary somehow...
01100001 01110000 01110000 01100001 01110010 01100101 01101110 01110100 01101100 01111001 00101110 00101110 00101110
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Post by captainlhurgoyf on Jan 1, 2014 17:24:50 GMT -5
Alvari pauses for a moment, then clears his throat before speaking again. But Alvari beheld that lo, the kin of this alien land did speak in tongues. And their tongues were a trick of the Devil, for they did obscure their words from Alvari behind evil masks, and confused him. Alvari 6:8. |
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Gorsgan
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Post by Gorsgan on Jan 1, 2014 19:46:46 GMT -5
I know that language because I work at a Yiggxxorack prison that contains prisoners of war. Cyborgs are really popular technology for some reason. I can also understand you without this
The Yiggxxorack holds up his translating device in the middle of the playback.
.- -. -.. / .- ... / ..-. .- .-. / .- ... / .. .----. -- / -.-. --- -. -.-. . .-. -. . -.. --..-- / -.. . -- --- -. ... / -.. --- -. .----. - / . -..- .. ... -
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Post by ING on Jan 1, 2014 20:56:05 GMT -5
papaya nods slowly in understanding. 1 see. 1 have n0t heard 0f s00ch a p1ace. |
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Post by captainlhurgoyf on Jan 5, 2014 12:46:23 GMT -5
 Sighing, Alvari just pulls his hood down and sits at a table, not understanding anything going on around him. |
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Gorsgan
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Post by Gorsgan on Jan 5, 2014 21:46:38 GMT -5
I heard your God can allow you to speak in tongues. So why are you not conversing with us?
Ok, I know you're an atheist and all, but that doesn't give you permission to be a douchebag, Mr. Anonymous Yiggxxorack.
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Post by captainlhurgoyf on Jan 6, 2014 13:20:08 GMT -5
And the strange beast did continue to take the name of the Lord in vain before Alvari's eyes, for he did asketh why He did not allow Alvari to speak in his tongue. Alvari 6:9.
And Alvari spake: "Lo, God worketh in mysterious ways. He shalt grant me His speech when He so wishes. I am but his servant and his voice; I shalt not demand it, for He is above me and answers to no troll." Alvari 6:10.
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Post by ING on Jan 6, 2014 13:45:58 GMT -5
1 am n0 tr011. w001d y00 11ke t0 0rder s0meth1ng?
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Post by captainlhurgoyf on Jan 6, 2014 15:41:19 GMT -5
Alvari takes a break from his dramatic gesticulating and turns to Papaya. While in the strange land Alvari did see a robot, and the robot offered Him food. And Alvari accepted, for He did believe in hospitality. Alvari 6:11. |
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Post by ING on Jan 8, 2014 5:48:27 GMT -5
th1s 1s n0t a h0sp1ta1. y00 w111 st111 need t0 pay.
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Post by captainlhurgoyf on Jan 8, 2014 19:45:59 GMT -5
And the robot did ask of Alvari to giveth onto her money, but Alvari had relinquished His physical wealth and spake: "Surely thou shalt giveth food onto Me, for I am above all other trolls, as my voice is that of God's." Alvari 6:12.
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Post by ING on Jan 8, 2014 22:38:35 GMT -5
my b100d 1s b1ack. y00r caste systems mean n0th1ng t0 me. 1 am w111ng t0 pr0v1de y00 w1th a g1ass 0f water 1f y00 w1sh. h0wever 1f y00 des1re f00d y00 w111 need t0 pay.
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Post by captainlhurgoyf on Jan 9, 2014 16:49:08 GMT -5
But the robot still did refuse to give unto Alvari food for His travels, for she did deny the caste, and Alvari said: "Caste means nothing to me. Even the Empress is my subject; I am above all trolls, for I say none that is not the very Word of God, who doth speak all through Me." Alvari 6:13.
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Gorsgan
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Post by Gorsgan on Jan 11, 2014 21:37:57 GMT -5
The Yiggxxorack got tired of the talk as to how important Alvari was. So the bug-like giant handed Alvari some troll money (where did he get this...?).
Just pay for your damnable food already.
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Post by captainlhurgoyf on Jan 11, 2014 22:25:57 GMT -5
Alvari brushes the Yiggxxorack off. And Alvari did behold that the strange beast gave onto Him money with which to purchase food, and Alvari spake: "I shalt not take money from thee, for there shalt be no act of generosity onto Me that is borne from a doubter's heart. No troll shalt come upon Me who have not truth in their heart." Alvari 6:14. |
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Gorsgan
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Post by Gorsgan on Jan 13, 2014 18:20:54 GMT -5
The giant bug takes back his money.
Fine, that's your choice.
The Yiggxxorack looks around.
Where are the scribes that write the things you say down?
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Post by ING on Jan 13, 2014 18:56:32 GMT -5
perhaps he 1s creat1ng an a0t10 recc0rd1ng.
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Post by captainlhurgoyf on Jan 13, 2014 18:59:08 GMT -5
And the strange beast said onto Alvari asking were His word was recorded, and Alvari spake: "For my Word is a new age, so it shall be recorded for the future. And so I speak in verse, so that when it shalt come to pass that the scribes of Alternia come onto Me with their scroll and pen they shalt know what to record." Alvari 6:15
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Gorsgan
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Post by Gorsgan on Jan 13, 2014 20:14:19 GMT -5
The bug just simply ignores Alvari's speech and orders more food... he has plenty of money apparently
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Post by ING on Jan 22, 2014 14:46:07 GMT -5
Meanwhile Papaya merely blinked and placed a TV remote onto the counter infront of her, she had used some spare money to buy a small television now located in a corner above her, though she was unsure on what her costomers would most enjoy, so she merely let them decide for themselves. She then returned to washing dishes. |
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Post by Gorsgan on Jan 23, 2014 16:44:18 GMT -5
The bug begins flipping through channels. He comes upon the news and sits silently.
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Post by captainlhurgoyf on Jan 23, 2014 17:57:01 GMT -5
Alvari clears his throat loudly. And lo, it did come to pass that Alvari seated Himself in the restaurant, but He was denied service, for the proprietor did mock His holy name. And Alvari spake: "Thou shalt be damned to receive a holy messenger like such!" Alvari 6:16 |
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