Gorsgan
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Post by Gorsgan on Jan 24, 2014 22:04:39 GMT -5
The bug makes a repeated clicking/hissing noise... laughter. He obviously didn't regard the religious nut much higher than he viewed less-evolved insects.
you naive slug. has it not occurred to you that unless God himself I will never receive your message?
((Quick question: Are you christian lhurgoyf?))
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Post by captainlhurgoyf on Jan 24, 2014 23:00:31 GMT -5
 And the strange beast did doubt Alvari still and demanded that God reveal the Word onto himself, and Alvari spake: "Dost thou not behold that God indeed speaks onto you? I speaketh not with Mine word but His. Nay, not a word doth leave Mine mouth that is not divine." Alvari 6:17
"And hear this, for it is I and none who walk Alternia among me that shall share in the glories of communion with the Lord. For it is I and I alone who possesses the true Voice of God for our new age, and from no troll's throat may it be heard but Mine. I hath been selected, lo, for God does not reveal His word to the unworthy." Alvari 6:18.((I'm agnostic, actually. And even if I was Alvari isn't meant to offend anyone or be taken seriously. He's just a lunatic.)) |
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Post by Gorsgan on Jan 25, 2014 0:45:50 GMT -5
That does not change that I believe that he either needs to come to me or I need scientific proof for me to believe that your God exists.
((I'm Christian... the irony that I'm Roleplaying the agnostic and you the Christian seems slightly... ironic *puts on shades*))
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Post by captainlhurgoyf on Jan 25, 2014 1:33:55 GMT -5
But Alvari did behold that the strange beast continued to blaspheme Him, demanding that God appear onto him, though he was not worthy, for he was a blasphemer. And Alvari spake: "I hath come onto thee with word of warning and thy hath turned Me away. Thou shalt be damned for thy hubris in the eyes of the Lord and His messenger. The proof thy seek shall come onto thee when thy find thyself punished for such accursedness. Alvari 6:19.
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Post by Gorsgan on Jan 25, 2014 11:03:53 GMT -5
your religion is supposed to be based around loving each other, right? Not screaming at the top of your lungs saying I'm going to hell for not believing.
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Post by captainlhurgoyf on Jan 25, 2014 12:31:23 GMT -5
And the strange beast did say onto Alvari that He had no love in His heart, and Alvari spake: "Lo, God hath no love for those who so dishonour His word as given onto His Messenger." Alvari 6:20.((Technically speaking Alvari's less of a Christian and more of a deranged street corner crazy who believes he actually is the Messiah.))
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Post by Gorsgan on Jan 25, 2014 14:09:15 GMT -5
The bug clenched his fist.
My name is Xen'tae. I am part of the honor guard of the Yiggxxorack Prisoners of War Planet. I have 2 out of 4 of the highest honor of combat medals. I am not afraid to knock someone off of their high horse. Do you quarrel with me you insignificant bastard?
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Post by captainlhurgoyf on Jan 25, 2014 16:50:34 GMT -5
The strange beast who was called Xen'tae declared upon Alvari that he was an esteemed warrior, and Alvari spake: "I wouldst not bow before thee were thou the Empress herself, for the law of God is above that of all. And as I am God's Chosen and speak His very law, I am sovereign over all and submit to none but before the Lord Himself. Alvari 6:21.
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Post by Gorsgan on Jan 25, 2014 18:47:33 GMT -5
Show some humility. Your pride is so overwhelming that all 4 of my fists are itching.
Xen'tae revealed his four arms. I suppose that makes sense for a bug...
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Post by captainlhurgoyf on Jan 25, 2014 19:38:28 GMT -5
And Xen'tae asked of Alvari to display humility, and He said: "Lo, for I have no place to call my home. I walk Alternia apart from the lands of others, for I wish to become closer to God and to know His creation. My belongings are few, companions none. Be this not humble?" Alvari 6:22.
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Post by Gorsgan on Jan 26, 2014 9:41:31 GMT -5
According to your religion you are thinking you're some sort of messiah. You're so prideful. It makes me sick, so stop standing on a pedestal. My fists are itching.
Of all people, I wouldn't expect Xen'tae to get pissed so easily.... I mean he lives in a prison full of trolls...
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Post by captainlhurgoyf on Jan 26, 2014 17:12:26 GMT -5
But lo, Xen'tae did behold Alvari and judge Him to be a speaker of falsehoods, for he did not know His true greatness. And Alvari wept, for he was unenlightened. Alvari 6:23.Despite his claims, Alvari is not actually weeping.
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Post by Gorsgan on Jan 28, 2014 20:48:26 GMT -5
Xen'tae had enough at this point and his right fist flew towards Alvari's face. Then Xen'tae's OTHER right fist followed with an uppercut.
Your zealotry is just a tad bit overwhelming.
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Post by captainlhurgoyf on Jan 28, 2014 21:01:30 GMT -5
Alvari takes the punch smack in the middle of the face shortly before the other one knocks him off his feet. Springing back up, he whips out his walking stick, pointing it at Xen'tae. And Xen'tae struck Alvari, and He spake: "Lo, I hath shown unto thee My holiness, and thou hath turned from Me. I shalt suffer thee no more; Thou shalt be smitten." And Alvari took up His staff. Alvari 6:24. |
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Post by Gorsgan on Jan 29, 2014 17:38:30 GMT -5
You're a bit tougher than most other trolls. Seems you're a bit higher blood than what I thought.
Xen'tae put up his dukes. Two of his fists were close to his chest. The others were outward. It's kinda like what you'd see if a boxer had four arms I suppose.
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Post by captainlhurgoyf on Jan 29, 2014 21:27:53 GMT -5
Alvari jumps back and sweeps his stick towards Xen'tae's head. Xen'tae did commend Alvari of His blood, and Alvari spake: "Lo, blood means naught to Me, for I am above all." Alvari 6:25. |
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Post by Gorsgan on Jan 29, 2014 21:34:38 GMT -5
That does not change that your blood is what determines how physically durable you are. That blow would've blown the head off of weaker members of your species.
Xen'tae grabs the stick with one of his blocking hands and goes in two punches towards Alvari's gut. Seems that Xen'tae's height is quite useful.
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Post by captainlhurgoyf on Jan 29, 2014 23:59:04 GMT -5
The first punch causes Alvari to break away from his grip on the staff, stumbling back, while the second one knocks him on his ass, causing him to go skidding across the floor and into a table, where he collapses in a heap. |
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Post by Gorsgan on Jan 30, 2014 7:59:32 GMT -5
Xen'tae tossed the staff back to Alvari. He them turned to Papaya.
I'd like another BLT, please.
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Post by captainlhurgoyf on Jan 30, 2014 17:59:34 GMT -5
Recovering from the shot, Alvari hops back up, grabbing his staff as it flies towards him. But Alvari did behold that Xen'tae returned His staff. And Alvari wept with joy, for He knew that he had redeemed of his sins and knew God's Word. Alvari 6:26. |
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Post by Gorsgan on Jan 30, 2014 19:12:29 GMT -5
And Xen'tae did facepalm with all four hands.
You're hopeless...
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Post by captainlhurgoyf on Jan 30, 2014 20:45:17 GMT -5
But still did Xen'tae cry woe upon Alvari's ways, and Alvari spake: "Fear not, for I stay my hope in the truth that a new age shall follow Me, for I am the Voice of God." Alvari 6:27.
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Post by Gorsgan on Jan 30, 2014 22:05:01 GMT -5
I'm out.
Xen'tae didn't wait for his sandwhich to get done and just left his payment on the table. He spoke in his native tongue (the hissing and clicking noises) in what sounded like an angry rant.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2015 22:33:53 GMT -5
 The place seemed rather dead, with a bit of slow business. Suddenly a Robot had decided to walk in, looking similar to the chefs makeup, but with a much different operating system. He seemed a little awed at the place, as if never seeing a restaurant before |
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Post by ING on Jan 30, 2015 22:51:11 GMT -5
 Papaya had been sitting quietly in a sleep mode state behind the counter of the resturaunt, the place hadn't seen much use in some time, and she had been hoping to undergo some renovations to make it nicer, however things never really worked out it seemed. fourtonately she owned the building so she didn't need to pay rent for it. at the sound of the door opening Papaya's eyes slowly lit up and she sat up straight, tilting her head at the new and unreccognised individual. "he110?" |
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